I almost went out dancing a few Fridays ago. It seemed like a good idea that Thursday, when I read about the “infectious” Afrobeat band Fenibo playing at a bar downtown.
“Sometimes you just have to get out and shake it!” said one vivacious friend, a young pretty mother of three who has a new gleam in her eye now all her children are sleeping through the night. Maybe a sweaty evening of dancing would shake me out of my late-fall funk.
But the band didn’t start till 9:30 pm. At which time, I am usually sacked out in C’s bed or curled up with a novel in my own bed, or sometimes, in a burst of creative energy, writing at my desk, but rarely, if ever, downtown and dressed to dance. I imagined putting the girls to bed and then slipping into tight jeans and a silver tank top.
Could I navigate the negotiations and demands of Bedtime— what books, which bed, the flossing and brushing and fluoride and jammies, the recent, indignant refusals from A to lie down calmly and stop spinning or hopping (“You’re not the boss of me!” she shouts. “Why do I have to do what you say?!” Or, once, tearfully— “Mommy, I feel like a pet and you are the owner!”)
Could I snuggle and read about the Ingalls family and Ma’s enviable starched white curtains sewn from old sheets and trimmed with her girls’ outgrown calico dresses and still not fall asleep? Could I, after that whole motherly ritual, rally the energy to leave the house? The inertia was overwhelming. Without a good friend to drag me out, I simply could not pull a Clark Kent and transform myself into enough of a MILF to venture into a downtown bar.
Then a miracle occurred but one week later. I conspired to have the house to myself for 24 hours, on the very same evening of Wild Night on the Catwalk, the gala fashion show up at the Putney School (benefitting Brattleboro Area Hospice). Jazzed with anticipation, I planned a Moms’ primping and Prosecco pre-party at my place, starting at the respectable hour of 5:30 pm.
We blasted Lady Gaga and got dolled up, trading jewelry and make-up, eyelash curlers and glitter. I zipped myself into a red silk halter dress I’d found at Boomerang and—making the va-va-voom statement of my life— slipped on some 4-inch, leopard-print stilettos.
I threw the booster seats in the back of the station wagon and managed to squeeze six fancy moms into one car (our collective nine children in the care of their kind fathers and grandparents). Freed from the drab Vermont garb of jeans and wool, my friends were a gorgeous bunch, decked out in retro black mini-dresses, royal blue strapless, and animal-print chiffon.
“Do I need some more glitter?” I kept asking as we zoomed north on 91, trying to make the red-carpet scene with TV show host Desha Peacock. [Read more →]
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