The Baby Cave

April 10th, 2009 by Diana

Scene: a Mom’s Book Group somewhere in Vermont.

Senior Mom: So how old are your kids?

Junior Mom : They’re 1 and 3.

Sr Mom: Ah…. You’re in The Baby Cave.

Jr Mom: The Baby Cave? Yes, you’re right, I am. How long does The Baby Cave last?

Sr Mom: The Baby Cave lasts till the youngest is 4.

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Here I am, still in The Baby Cave. I’m getting closer to the mouth of the cave– in the first years I was deep in the darkest far corner, nestled in bed with my nursing infant, weak with love, blinded by sleep deprivation. Now I can see broad daylight. And a miracle– my addled milk-brain has started working again.

But it’s misleading. Sometimes I run full-tilt at the mouth of the cave and bounce off a plexi-glass wall.

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