Entries Tagged as 'General'

The Writing Life in The Baby Cave

March 31st, 2011 No Comments

All of you know that I haven’t exactly taken to the blogosphere like a duck to water.  I don’t have a SmartPhone or do Twitter (yet).  There are over two million Mommy bloggers on the web and some of them are even making a living at it, and a very few of them (ie, Heather Armstrong [...]

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Burying A Dead Horse

December 16th, 2010 No Comments

The blind horse got loose on Thanksgiving eve.  It was a steel-grey day, 4 pm and already twilight.  I was reading to my girls on my mother’s couch, dizzy from a raging ear infection. Vertigo whirled the room so strangely I couldn’t lie down or I got bed-spins– like coming home drunk from a college [...]

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Go With the Flow

November 17th, 2010 No Comments

Oh yeah, life goes on. C. put a button up her nose and it got stuck. T. had to extract it with tweezers while I was teaching yoga (my favorite red eyebrow tweezers, in fact). A. had a pee accident in her bed yet again, after I’d forgotten to buy a waterproof mattress pad. Ducky [...]

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Erica Jong is My Heroine

November 11th, 2010 2 Comments

Sometime in the late 80s, I discovered Erica Jong’s Fear of Flying in my mother’s bookcase.  The enticing paperback cover showed a zipper splitting to reveal a naked female belly.  I was 15 and obsessed with sex, and I knew I’d found a gem of a dirty book– not just erotic, but smart, funny, feminist, [...]

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I Am Three, Hear Me Roar

October 26th, 2010 4 Comments

There are two kinds of mothers.  Those who can calmly craft a homemade Halloween costume, wielding a hot glue gun like a calligraphy pen, and those who settle– whether in shame or resignation– for a store-bought get-up. For weeks, my youngest seemed content to be a Ladybug.  We already had the Ladybug costume that Grannie [...]

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Ruby Diamond Fairy

October 21st, 2010 1 Comment

Enchanted Halloween!  Once again, I was a fairy.  The Ruby-Diamond Fairy, to be precise, christened by my children.  I love the transformative potential of Halloween, how even Moms can get out of their mundane, schlep-around identities and into something magical, sparkly and, dare I say it, sexy. C. was an Emily Fairy and A. was a [...]

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Arts & Craftsy Mama

October 6th, 2010 3 Comments

Some things come naturally to me: hiking up a mountain, say, or kicking up into a handstand.  But hosting a playdate AND making Princess Headdresses for three small girls, this is not my natural maternal state. I would rather go out and dig in the garden, weed the flowerbeds, run in the woods. I get [...]

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Killing Beauty

September 28th, 2010 2 Comments

This isn’t some post-modern Keatsian philosophical musing, but a real story that happened in our family this weekend.  Beauty is a chicken. Rather, she WAS a chicken.  She and another hen, Snow White, were abandoned near our house in July, and the local Animal Control officer asked if we wanted to adopt them. At that [...]

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The Princess Who Saved Herself

September 15th, 2010 3 Comments

Once in awhile, you hear a new song, and it immediately becomes your anthem. When I was 12, it was “Time After Time,” by Cyndi Lauper.  ”The song is so mellow and soothing.  It is probably the story of my life,” I wrote (without a trace of irony) in my 6th grade journal. All through [...]

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Going to the Mat

September 14th, 2010 No Comments

Hurray! I just had an essay published about my college gym requirement (Yoga) in the Dartmouth Alumni Magazine. Click here to read.

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