Entries Tagged as 'Girls'

The Marshmallow Test

March 29th, 2011 5 Comments

Scene: a grim, slushy, rainy day in Mud Season. I’ve got PMS and the late winter blues.  Now I’m staring down a long afternoon alone in the house with two cranky sisters who can’t stop fighting.  How to avoid our usual cycles of sibling squabbles and snappish mom interventions? Answer: conduct a “science experiment!” I’m [...]

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The Secret

March 17th, 2011 No Comments

“Is that you, Mommy?” asks A. She’s caught me perusing the Victoria’s Secret catalogue, where a 19-year-old Brazilian goddess pouts for the camera in a turquoise plunge push-up bra.  Other than both having brownish hair and breasts, this nymphet and I look nothing alike.  I feel the warm glow of pleasure that comes from a [...]

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Sick Day

March 3rd, 2011 No Comments

Just when I’m getting pumped to step clean out of The Baby Cave– one high-heel stiletto boot at a time– and paradoxically going dewy-eyed over other’s people’s plump babies, the hormonal zeal for yet more procreation fueling my third-child fantasies– we get hit with a Tummy Bug. First my three-year-old falls asleep on Sunday afternoon, [...]

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Mothers, Sharpen Your Claws

February 15th, 2011 3 Comments

Unless you’ve been hiding in a snow cave for the past month, you’ve probably heard about the Tiger Mother.  Forget “Bad Mother” or “Slacker Dad”, the new “momoir” by Yale law professor Amy Chua declares that a hyper-strict, Asian-American parenting style (no playdates or sleepovers, relentless piano practice, and mandatory straight-As) is the best recipe for [...]

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Kindergarten Photography

February 10th, 2011 No Comments

What art arises when you cross a princess-loving 5-year-old with modern technology?  Many blurry shots of the kitchen floor, yes.  But here’s the best of A’s private photo shoot with my point-and-click Nikon:

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Is the Baby Cave an Igloo?

February 2nd, 2011 3 Comments

I can’t truly be in the Baby Cave anymore, not with a 5 year-old and a (gasp) 3-1/2 year-old. How is it possible that C, my baby, is almost 3-1/2, heading towards the developmental bursts and mini-adolescence of 4? Wouldn’t now would be a lovely time to have another nipper on the way, another colicky newborn [...]

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Do Your Snow Dance

December 20th, 2010 No Comments

Is there anything more grim than a bitter cold, brown December with no snow?  Of course there is, and I’m grateful we’re not living in an earthquake zone or tsunami territory or a malaria-infested swamp. But I am hard-pressed to feel enthusiastic about the holidaze in this weather. Most afternoons, the girls refuse to leave [...]

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Facing the Facts of Life (2)

December 1st, 2010 3 Comments

After revealing the secrets of procreation to my kids, I think back to my own childhood illumination.  I can’t exactly remember how I learned about sex. My mom gave me a book called Where Did I Come From?:  The Facts of Life Without Any Nonsense and With Illustrations, but at that point I already knew [...]

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Halloween Hangover…

November 1st, 2010 No Comments

Last night we had our first true Trick or Treating experience.  For the past few years we’ve marched as a family in the Halloween parade downtown, rather than going door-to-door. This year, we did the holiday with all guns blazing.  Carved SEVEN jack 0′lanterns. Bought two bags of candy for our nonexistent trick-or-treaters.  Went to [...]

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